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Right. I’ve had a think about it. It’s a long list. Prepare yourself for a Pac Post.

People who wear Che Guevara shirts.

All of them. Whether you know who he is or not, you’re a moron if you wear a shirt with his face on it. You’re either a stupid communist who couldn’t appreciate any other communist who was actually anything more than an angry, irrational power hungry prick, or you’re some idiot following trends who Che Guevara would’ve shot dead without blinking. You all suck. Fuck you. You might as well wear Fidel Castro on your penis; you’d look like less of a homosexual.

People who like The Beatles, or wear Beatles merchandise, but don’t seem to know any Beatles songs past ‘Hey Jude’.
It’s awful. All these fucking morons who walk around thinking they’re awesome because they have John Lennon’s face on their bag, their shirt, and the emo badges on their jeans, but then can’t name half the band. Seriously, I knew a girl when I was 14 that I liked, but didn’t know too well. One mufti day, she came to school decked out in Beatles shit. We’d talked about her musical taste before, and she’d never mentioned them. When I enquired, she just said ‘Oh yeah, they’re cool’. Later that day, we’d run out of shit to talk about, so I just asked her if she actually thought George Harrison was talented, because I don’t think so. At all. She said, ‘ Which one is that?’ If she were a guy I’d have kicked her in the balls. I’ve found this to be true of at least a third of all teenagers who wear Beatles shit.

People who spend all winter complaining about how cold it is, and then complain it’s too hot as soon as it hits 15°.
You know who you are. You disgust me. You have no right being alive. You spend five months complaining, ‘Oh, I wish just once we’d get above 11° this autumn/winter’, and then at the first sign of sweat on your armpits in October you complain it’s too hot to do anything. I know it’s hot. I am, in fact, alive. I’m aware that doing anything in warm weather is annoying because you sweat. But it’s a shitload better than 8° and fucking torrential rain!!! Then, when we finally get a cold summer, you’ll bitch all autumn about how ‘Last summer was bullshit. I expect 25° at least in summer. I hope to God it’s better next year’ I hate you and I hope you die of thirst on a 12° day, you bastard.

Welsh rugby fans.
Fuck off. Nobody likes you. Your team can’t even beat Fiji for fucks sakes. Maybe, instead of spending time bitching about the haka, you should pull some talent out of your ass and find out why you’re less of a threat to visiting international teams than Munster. Man the fuck up. It’s a haka. It takes two minutes. We don’t care if you pay attention; it’s awesome so we do it anyway. We have to listen to your shitty anthem. I guarantee if you beat us without any underhanded dirty bastard tactics, the last thing you’d be worried about is what we do before a game. You disgust me, you hypocritical bastards.

People in America who bitch about the Healthcare bill, and how it’s a travesty that it got through without anybody reading it, and then act like an expert on it because Sean Hannity pulled an out of context piece of it out of his ass.
You sit there, being an armchair politician, complaining that nobody in Congress can do their jobs worth a damn because they didn’t read the healthcare bill, and swear never to vote for them because they claim they were told about it by an aide, or something similar. What the fuck do you know? You watched Hannity or Beck one time, and it said ‘If a person… is sufficiently… elderly… and ill… they will be… put in… front… of a panel… to decide… their fate’ and they claimed it proved the death panels were happening? Fuck you! I’m hardly a big fan of the concept of Universal healthcare, and I disagree with the stated aims of the bill, but I don’t know shit all about that bill, because I can’t be fucked reading it, and neither can you, so shut the fuck up!

Sarah Palin.
This fucking woman… I’m a right-wing guy, a kind of libertarian, but my god, sometimes I want to strangle this woman. She’s like a politicking, right wing talking points, wannabe folksy robot. It’s awful. Guys like Glenn Beck, or Newt Gingrich, or other right-wingers with high negatives, I disagree with, but can respect, because they have minds of their own. Sarah Palin sounds like some country hick tells her what the ever-changing “American People” want, and she just repeats whatever they say. Whenever she gets caught out being a hypocrite, or just a generally stupid person, she just puts on her angry face and complains about the ‘unfair attacks’, or puts her happy face on and says she doesn’t pay attention. What a dick.

Also, these people who complain about the unfair attacks on her are utterly full of shit. Rush Limbaugh gets about 30 times more of an audience than MSNBC in primetime. Hannity gets several times more, too. As does Glenn Beck. They’re all on her dick like she’s the second coming of Christ. I don’t remember anybody on the right other than Bill O’Reilly about twice, complaining about talk radio’s unfair attacks on Barack Obama. You morons. Take the amount of people who read The NY Times, watch MSNBC, read The Washington Post, or live in Los Angeles COMBINED, and it’ll still be less than the amount of people Rush Limbaugh gets listening to him. And you complain about LIBERAL media bias. You’re all idiots. Especially at Fox News. One sentence is “OH MY GOD, these other cable news networks are so biased, no wonder people are misinformed”, and then the next sentence is “Fox News gets ratings twice as high as the other networks combined” or something like that. How the fuck does that work? Dicks.

People that say “If […] had done this, people would be up in arms, but because […] did it, people play it down”, or something similar.
For examples, see any conversation Bernie Goldberg has had with Bill O’Reilly. Even O’Reilly is sick of hearing it now. Every time Goldberg says it (every time he opens his mouth), O’Reilly just sits there and hurries him along. When Bill motherfucking O’Reilly gets sick of complaining about the political left, you know you just really need to shut up. Leaving aside the fact that anybody with a half a brain knows this anyway, you’re wrong. It’s not even that you’re not right, you’re wrong. If you’re on the left saying this, you obviously have never watched cable news. If you’re on the right saying this, you’ve obviously never listened to talk radio. You suck.

People who abuse smokers on the street. Especially fat people.

Who the fuck are these people to talk? These idiots, when I was 14 (now I look of age people don’t abuse me as much), walking up to me with an angry look asking ‘Don’t you know smoking is bad for you?’ Of course I know this shit! So does every other smoker. Just once, I want to put a cigarette out in their eye. Are they not aware that getting upset at a young person smoking on the street is causing undue stress, and is therefore bad for them? Worse than that, half these idiots are fat! I swear, one time I was smoking outside McDonalds, and this woman, in maybe her early to mid twenties, not possibly taller than 5’6, and weighing AT LEAST 110 kgs, walks out with a massive bag of food and tries to tell me smoking is bad for my health. If I weren’t so dumbfounded I’d have laughed my ass off.

Smokers who act ashamed of themselves when people abuse them for smoking.
Come on, you fucking losers. If you’re not blowing smoke in their face, whose fucking business is it that you smoke? Fuck them. Stick up for yourself. Remind them that free societies have a thing called personal freedom, and that they can fuck off to Bhutan and enjoy how incredibly smokefree that shitty country is if they don’t like it. These fucking people, turning red every time somebody questions them, talking about how they’ve tried to quit, and it’s just too hard, and all that shit. Us smokers look bad enough in society’s eyes without having a bunch of pussies from our side jumping on the “un-informed anti-smoking” bandwagon.

Rappers who do covers or samples of songs from a complete other genre.

For best examples, see most of Jay Z’s songs, or just look up “Forever Young”. You should find many, many cover versions of that song. Now, I have no problem with people taking songs and trying to do something really different with them. Red Hot Chili Peppers took Havana Affair and changed it from easily the worst song of all time into one of my favourite RHCP songs. I thoroughly enjoy the Metallica version of Turn The Page. I even like the KoRn cover of Another Brick In The Wall. But I cannot stand all these fucking people (I blame 2Pac) taking old songs nobody cares about, and none of their fans knew previously, and making them sound like awful, joke versions of themselves. Basically any rapper who has done a cover of Forever Young, of which there are many, and The Black Eyed Peas, who have done it on several occasions, has managed to achieve this. They should all be ashamed. And Glee. I hate Glee. I just saw an ad on the T.V. of some talentless blonde bitch I assume is a celebrity doing Fuck You. What the hell?! That’s a good song, and if you think the stupid woman doing a cover of it on Glee has talent, I suggest you go and drown yourself in a lake. You obviously are deaf and dumb, and blind to the fact that Glee is a terrible programme.

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That one about the weather being too cold fucks me off as well, all my Facebook news feed is just posts saying 'Brrrrr.....so cold', or 'Freezing my arse off LOLZ'. Well yeah, you live in the same fucking town as me so I dont need to be told how cold it is.

I love cold weather and hate hot weather, so at least my moaning is consistent and kept exclusive to summer months.

Oh and I saw a pretty sweet Che top the other day, but who wears them anymore? That was like 2001 stylee. The only people to wear them now are fashion inept morons.


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1. Julia Gillard:

Not only is she a back stabbing bitch but she's only still the prime minister of Australia due to the senators getting in the final vote if it was still up to us Tony Abbott would've won and Australia would be on its way to making some money again. Also she has the biggest nose out there like seriously its that big she doesn't need a man.
 
 
2. Tom Cruise:
 
I see this guy on the streets I would drop him thats how much I hate him he is a stuck snobbish Sonofabitch and he's not even that good an actor.
 
3.Hulk Hogan:
 
Killed whatever interest I had for TNA nuff said
 
4.Schoolies:
 
Aussies know about this, its pretty much a way of getting smashed all week its a waste of money just to get your room and travel I hate it.
 
5.People that jump on the bandwagon:

Like seriously its called mind your own fucking buisness or actually know what the fuck is going on before saying this guys is such and such.
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Oh man. BUMP all up in this bitch.

Have to add something my new boss does because it's annoying as fuck, even though he's an alright guy.

So, started a new job a few weeks ago, and even though it's easy as, I've fucked up a few times, as you do. Nothing major, just little things here and there. I'm cutting wood to make part of the bases for beds at a factory, and each different sized bit of wood gets put in a different spot, obvs. So, at one point, I was rushing, and not paying attention, and ended up mixing up a couple different sizes, which isn't a huge deal because they were on the same pallet, just kind of annoying to sort through. My boss notices it, and says to me, "Not to be too picky, but...". And he does it every time anybody does anything wrong. "I don't want to rush you guys, but we need to go faster to hit our targets." "Not to pick on you, but you fucked up/were too slow yesterday (not one I've heard, because my job is easy as fuck and I'm miles ahead of everyone else, but still)". The qualifiers piss me off so much. If you need to say something like that, at work or in a social context, just be all liek "Bro, you fucked up" or "Bro you was too slow". It's not that hard, I'm not going to think you're an asshole for pointing out things I'm doing wrong. People do it all the goddamn time and it infuriates me.

Anyway, lets go n00bs (n00bs being anybody who's been here less than liek 2 1/2 yrs, obvs).
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People that say the word "but" at the end if sentences, which in Scotland is approximately half the country
Y'know what?....It's really fucking hot here in Africa. Who knew?....Well me, I have been doing this for almost 5 years
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What winds Willy1225 up?
 
Watching Sporting Events of Huge Importants: Like this past year, My beloved Rangers and Knicks were in the playoffs playing important games every single fucking night. And every single night I would go bonkers watching these games. Win or Lose (and as all NY teams do outside of the Yankees who I hate, they lose eventually) Id be pacing around my house, cursing out my TV at a bad play and screaming in anger. Watching Game 6 Rangers vs Capitals I swear took 5 years off my life. Luckily the Mets suck so I get some much needed down time before my Knicks and Rangers start up again in October.
 
Dudes in sandals or flip-flops: I hate those motherfuckers. You are a guy, wear sneakers like a man. No one wants to see man-feet. I made a non-serious topic about it here somewhere.
 
Barack Obama praise: The guy is an idiot that has sent America back in his 4+ years so whenever I hear or read something about what a good job he is doing, it makes my blood boil. #RomneyShouldveBeenPrez2012
 
Colin Cowherd: A sports radio shock jock who only has a job because he is willing to say outrageous things even though when he says it, he sounds like a massive retard. He thinks in the NBA game, Superstar players like Carmelo Anthony shouldnt take more than 17 shots a game.
 
People Who Hate on TNA For No Good Reason: That is self-explanitory.
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People bashing David Cameron for being on a family holiday in Ibiza after what happened in Woolwich last week. For fucks sake if every time there was a crisis the prime minister cancelled an holiday he'd never have an holiday. I'm sure with modern technology he's being kept upto date and his young kids shouldn't go without family holidays.

People texting while driving. You can guarantee a cop car won't see them but then a cop car will later pull someone over for something as petty as doing 33mph in a 30 zone.

Morrisons supermarket. It's going seriously downhill and shit. The other week I had from there my favourite meal of roast chicken in a yorkshire pudding. It was missing the usual sausage and stuffing it comes with so I was left with just the mini roasts potatoes you get. 2) Even though price of a barrel of petrol has gone down the robbing bastards have put the price up. 3) They charge a quid for a pack of 5 homemade cookies that have shrunk drastically in size in recent months but stayed the same price. 4) A pack of two cream horns is around 1.50 but can be scoffed in three bites and look about half the size of their heyday.
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Kids- I have no idea whether its me growing up or kids getting more irritating in general or whether studying to become a teacher has made me take more notice but kids really piss me off now. By kids I mean the 14-16 year olds who think they have grown up but they haven't. 

People texting/facebooking in pubs- You're in a pub to socialise. If you don't want to talk then go and drink at home you are in a social environment. 

EDIT: WOW I can keep going.

Manchester United Fans- Ok the 5% who actually follow the team are alright, but the rest of their supporter base who can't even name their starting 11 piss me off. "Oh GG Man U" I talked to one the other day who didn't even know who Michael Carrick was. Another time on facebook I stumbled across some Manchester United fan page that had a question that said "Who has been the best Manchester United player this season" (This was about halfway through the season). Most of the comments either said "Rooney" or "They all played well". I'm like piss off RVP has carried your shit club.

Fat People who customize their maccas order- If a double quarter pounder isn't heart clogging enough you now want me to put two pieces of bacon and extra cheese on that shit? 










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These pesky foreigners who live in our country but point blank refuse to learn our language or if they do know our language, speak their native tongue infront of you, bloody ignorance lol.

People who don't drive roundabouts properly!

People who take up Parent & Child parking spaces when they evidently don't have any smegging children in the car.

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Originally posted by NFaMouZ NFaMouZ wrote:

People texting/facebooking in pubs- You're in a pub to socialise. If you don't want to talk then go and drink at home you are in a social environment.


That is a brilliant one. It's ok if you are texting someone occasionally maybe to tell them where you are if someone else plans to join you later on. However........

1) People should otherwise wait until they are home to text the person as it's rude and ignorant not giving them you are out with your full attention.

2) It's even worse when people 'like' or comment on Facebook statuses when still on a night out.

3) It's worse still when someone is on a night out and makes the effort to go on Facebook to make a status.

4) Top level of shitness is people who are stood next to eachother or at the very least in the same place and they are talking to eachother through commenting on Facebook statuses Confused
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