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    Posted: 30/March/2011 at 03:50
For any non-MMA fans who bothered to read this, basically the backstory is Thiago Silva faced Brandon Vera at UFC 125. Silva beat the holy shit out of Vera, (taunting him disrespectfully while doing it) and Vera was released after the loss. Proof of damage caused -





When the doping tests came back, Thiago Silva had failed, subsequently Vera was rehired and the result changed to a no-contest.

Heres where the story gets stranger.


Quote UFC 125 fighter Thiago Silva's drug-testing sample was "inconsistent with human urine," Nevada State Athletic Commission executive director Keith Kizer today confirmed with MMAjunkie.com (www.mmajunkie.com).

Silva's initial "A" test was flagged, and further testing on the "B" sample confirmed the original conclusion.

Kizer said Silva now essentially is temporarily suspended until an April 7 hearing.

Silva will be asked to address the situation at the Las Vegas meeting, where he could face a suspension, fine and the overturning of his win to a no-contest.

Silva (15-2 MMA, 6-2 UFC) fought fellow light heavyweight Brandon Vera (11-6 MMA, 7-6 UFC) and earned a unanimous-decision win at UFC 125 in January. However, the 28-year-old subsequently was scratched from a planned UFC 130 bout with Quinton "Rampage" Jackson when UFC 125 drug-testing results were released.

At the time, Kizer told MMAjunkie.com that the commission was still investigating one sample from the event. While he could not confirm whether or not one of the sample belonged to Silva, the NSAC executive did confirm that Silva was among the UFC 125 fighters who submitted a pre-fight screen. Additionally, Silva was the only fighter tested who was not confirmed as passing.

Urinalysis of Silva's sample produced an "invalid result" that was "inconsistent with human urine," according an NSAC complaint. The sample then was tested by the Sports Medicine Research and Testing Laboratory, which is accredited by the World Anti-Doping Agency, and determined the same thing.

The report concludes that Silva "submitted an adulterated and/or substituted specimen for testing for the urinalysis."

UFC officials have not commented on the matter and will await the outcome of the April 7 hearing.



They were saying on Sirius XM Fight Club radio show today it wasn't human pee. A former NY state athletic comission guy said he probably injected horse urine into his bladder via a catheter down his uretha, as it has been known as a method drug cheats have used before (OUCH & ewwww).

Weird, and hideous.

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That is fucking hilarious.

MMA is my new favourite sport.

Side note:
Love how on the homepage this simply reads as "Thiago Silva's piss..."


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kingrex2005 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30/March/2011 at 04:15
I forgot who it was, but I heard one fighter drinks his own Piss as apart of his training regime.  Who does that?
Shut your mouth and know your role, you damn Jabroni!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote John The Baptist Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30/March/2011 at 04:24
Lyoto Machida

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Jorge Posada (Catcher for the Yankees) pisses on his hands all the time to toughen them up because he doesnt bat with gloves...
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So, his options were bat with gloves, or piss on your hands?

Clearly he chose the right one.
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