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    Posted: 13/July/2013 at 09:50
Quote  A hard-up grandmother is facing legal action from a policewoman injured by her runaway goat.

WPC Lorraine Bowman is demanding Jean Horsley, 63, pays her medical costs after the animal leapt on her from a garage roof.

Recently widowed Jean’s one-year-old billy goat vaulted a fence and made a dash for freedom while being unloaded from a trailer at an abattoir.

Jean said: “My husband and I had a smallholding and took one of the goats to the slaughterhouse — but he did a runner.”

A week later the pensioner, whose husband Fred died from cancer in April, was driving near the abattoir when she saw a crowd.

She said: “There must have been around 40 villagers and a load of police in the road and they had found my goat.

"I drove to the slaughterhouse to get help and when I came back I heard the goat had jumped on the WPC.”

 


Pretty weird and pointless story really - but since MITB is on the horizon and Daniel Bryan has been referred to as GOATface and also the flying GOAT - i though it would fit right in 


The GOAT which appears to have taken its inspiration from the WWE superstar 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Baz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13/July/2013 at 10:05
Haha, super goat! This goat must be spared destruction purely for it's attempts to get away!

Long live the goat.

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HAHAHA. yeah, I read about this in the PB last week.
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