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I'm actually liking the couple of Arge and Lydia this series, last time around I didnt like Lydia but now they bring the comic-relief to the show, Arge cracked me up with how he doesnt like Lydia's Mum and wasnt shy about saying it.
Best moment from the last episode was when Thunderbird puppet look-a-like Joey was trying to chat up Lucy by saying he was into politics, but then couldnt even tell her who the Prime Minister is, was superb when he said, ''Who? The Prime Minister of Essex?'' He then said he learnt about politics at school but they only taught him about different cities and didnt mention who the Prime Minister was. LOL
 
Kirk seems to moving from one ugly munter to another by ditching Lauren Pope for Chloe.
 
Dont think Lauren and Mark living together will work out as Mark is clearly still wanting to be a player for life and isnt happy about Lauren wanting to ''gay up'' his batchelor pad. Tongue
 
Did think Lucy was clearly just showing jealousy by grassing Mark up for slipping her one a couple of weeks ago. He and Lauren were split then so what difference did it make?


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Joey Essex is a twat. Why the false surname? Why mention to Lucy when chatting her up the ex who treated her badly? Why even BS about politics? What an idiot.
 
Lydia has been funny in the past two episodes. Especially laughing at her fat ass boyfriend for failing his driving theory.
 
Chloe needs to fuck off too thinking she's gorgeous when even Jizzel would turn her rip off Christine Bleakley ass down.
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Yeah cant believe Chloe has got Kirk and his Dad fighting over her, Kirk looked uncomfortable with knowing he was being filmed when flirting with Chloe and then splitting up with Lauren Pope.
 
The new girl who Amy employed for her salon wasnt particularly attractive, found it funny how the the qualities they were looking for were fake tan and false lashes and a love of the colour pink. LOL
 
Joey Essex is like a walking advert for the Essex stereo-type, he almost looks like a mannaquin doll with his hair that never moves, plus he has the IQ of a house brick and worships Mark Wright. Tongue
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The pig pissing on the shop floor then sniffing it made me lol

Cant stand that 'playboy model' Chloe, so ugly its ridiculous. Mark Wright's sister though, shes hott.

Arge looked mad fat in that hoodie and joggers, was funny how everyone was taking the piss out of him. Plus hes clearly under the thumb

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In a shallow 'hotness' post based on looks only i'd put the top five as.......
 
1) Jessica.
 
2) Lucy.
 
3) Billie.
 
4) Mark.
 
5) Mr Darcy.
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Originally posted by admin admin wrote:

In a shallow 'hotness' post based on looks only i'd put the top five as.......
 
1) Jessica.
 
2) Lucy.
 
3) Billie.
 
4) Mark.
 
5) Mr Darcy.
Find it a little disturbing that you have listed Mark in your top 5. Confused There is no disputing the man is a King among men for being minted while only in his early 20's, having a celebrity lifestyle and the ability to make top class fanny drop their panties for him quicker than you can say ''Your snatch has been vajazzled.'' LOL
 
Mine would be as follows:
 
1) Lauren(Marks fiancee).
 
2) Billie.
 
3) Amy.
 
4) Sam.
 
5) Lucy.
 
Jessica doesnt do it for me, her smile looks too wide for her face.
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Liking how your problem was with Mark being in the list, not Mr Darcy LOL
 
Glad we agree that Billie as the older child got all the looks in that family.
 
In all fairness as much as the three of us in this thread slag off certain bints in the show, I reckon we would still go there even if just the once LOL
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Reading this topic made me feel THAT much more British.... Thank you Thumbs Up
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Originally posted by HBKDX97 HBKDX97 wrote:

Reading this topic made me feel THAT much more British.... Thank you Thumbs Up
 
Honestly fella download season 1 from the start and see what you think. It's upto season two episode 3 that aired on sunday. It's on wednesday and sunday evenings. Would love to know what our none UK posters think of it. It's such a tacky reality show that you can't help but love it. The saying so shit it's good is what this show is about. Full of 20 somethings from the County of Essex which is known for the women having fake tan, fake nails, fake tits, fake eyelashes etc who go out dressed up in heels and dresses no matter where they are going. Give it a go Smile
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Originally posted by admin admin wrote:

In all fairness as much as the three of us in this thread slag off certain bints in the show, I reckon we would still go there even if just the once



Yeah, defo.

Everyone (female, come on now) on the show would 'get it' from JTB. Except maybe that ugly munter Chloe who needs less plastic surgery on her fake ass face, and that fat bint who was trying to bang Kirk's dad

Even Mark Wright would probably woo me into bed w/ his amazing charm

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