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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
 
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. 

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? 

Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. 
[into mic] 

Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger. 

Farva: Yeah, thanks. 

Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
 
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
 
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. 
[pause] 

Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? 

Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? 

Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. 

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it. 

Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! 

Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage? 

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. 

Dimpus Burger Guy: What? 

Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. 

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? 

Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? 

Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! 

Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is! 

Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... 
[grabs burger kid by shirt] 

Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP! 




Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. 

Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it. 




Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap.
 
Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! 

Mac: *Awesome* prank, Farva. 

Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! 

Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas... 

Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick! 

Rabbit: Nah... 

Captain O'Hagan: Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts... 

[Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues] 

Mac: Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss! 

Captain O'Hagan: ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there... 

Mac: Don't be a wuss, bite it! 

Captain O'Hagan: ...I like that. I like it here... 

Mac: Bite it. Bite it! 

Captain O'Hagan: [Fed up] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap! 
[He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac] 






Farva: Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys. 

Farva: Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.






Farva: In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won country musician of the year award, in 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders, John Denver, yeah can you believe it replaced by John fucking Denver. I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?

Rabbit: You sayin your going to set my country music award on fire?
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Damnit bfp, was hoping to watch Raw tonight, but blatently going to have to rewatch that now. :)

Fletch: Why didnt Vince just get a load of monitors to act as lumberjacks? Then Bret wouldnt have stood a chance. That monitor will be inducted in to the HOF at Wrestlemania 30.
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Yea, between finishing ROH Death Before Dishonor 2003, watching iMPACT! tonight, watching Psych which I taped, and watching Punhc-Drunk Love which I taped... OH and watching the last match on the No Surrender dvd I got from Brown Bag Special.... AND OH YEA, watching Super Troopers just to get MR SUNSHINE ON MY GAWD DAMN SHOULD, JOHN DENVER out of my head... I dont see how I will be able to take a nap, cause I am tired. LoL.
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Scott Pilgrim vs The World:

Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.


Computer: You've got mail.
Scott Pilgrim: [Turns To Wallace] Dude, this thing claims I have mail.
Wallace Wells: It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
Scott Pilgrim: [Turns back] Dude, now I'm totally reading it.
Wallace Wells: I am so happy for you.



Stephen: This guy at work was like, 'Do you know anyone in a band?' and I was like, 'I'm in a band...' and he was like, 'You're in a band?' and I was all like, 'Dude, I'm totally in a band."
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I cant believe people missed Full Metal Jacket. That movie is full of great quotes.

Pvt. Cowboy: Don't shit me man!
Pvt. Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You are my favorite turd.

Gun. Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you private?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, Five foot nine, sir!
Gun. Sgt. Hartman: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Gun. Sgt. Hartman: What's your excuse?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, excuse for what, sir?
Gun. Sgt. Hartman: I'm asking the fucking questions here, private. Do you understand?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir!
Gun. Sgt. Hartman: Well, thank you very much. Can I be in charge for a while?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir!

Pvt. Joker: You know, half of these gook whores are sworn members of the Vietcong. The other half got TB. Make sure you only fuck the ones who cough.

Pvt. Payback: Joker ain't never been in the shit. He thinks "the bad bush" is between old mama-san's legs.

Lee Ermey is the one guy who makes me want to volunteer to be an MTI if I could.
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Whatever you do in life... just make sure you NEVER watch Pulp Fiction that's been edited for television.  I just doesn't have the same impact.
 
 
 
 
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lmao thundarr. thats awesome.
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