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Originally posted by AceySpade AceySpade wrote:

  SLC Punk!


The first one is named...The second one...If you don't know what movie that is, you are just unAmerican...




Never seen SLC PUNK. and the 2nd one. Nope it isnt ringing any bells, so what is it?








Watchmen

Rorschach
(After throwing hot oil on an inmate.)
"I'm not in here with you. Your in here with me!"



Nothing to Lose
T, "Hey, is this your wife? Damn! I see why you were upset! Not bad Nick, not bad, Nick! You know, for a cheatin' bitch"
Nick, "Hey! Don't you call her that, you don't know her, don't say that"
T, "Okay, okay, no disrespect. What should I call her? Monogamously challenged?"

(T Jumps into Nicks car and tries to car jack him. Points a gun to Nicks head.)
T, "Welcome to hell, Bi-atch! Car keys, wallet, now!"
(Nick has no reaction.)
T, "You hear what I said? Okay you listen and listen good. This a gun. Kay? Don't be fucking around with no gun, white boy."
(Nick still doesnt respond.)
T, "Helen Keller, I'm talking to you"
(Still nothing from Nick.)
T, "I know you hear what the fuck I'm saying to you"
Nick smiles, "Boy, did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day." Floors the gas and drives off.

T, "There's a spider on your head."
Nick, "What?"
T, "There's a spider on yo head."
Nick, "Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? There's a spider on your head?"
T, "It means there's a spider on your motherfuckin' head, man!"
Nick, "Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
T, "I ain't touchin' that shit!"




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Originally posted by bigfloridapimp bigfloridapimp wrote:

Originally posted by AceySpade AceySpade wrote:

  SLC Punk!


The first one is named...The second one...If you don't know what movie that is, you are just unAmerican...




Never seen SLC PUNK. and the 2nd one. Nope it isnt ringing any bells, so what is it?


The second one was The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...Do yourself a favor and take a break from the new shit and rent that classic.


Fast & Furious

Vin: He used to date my sister.

Guy: He's a lucky man.

Paul: Why?

Guy: Because you're still breathing.


Hahahahahahah I loled

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From I-Robot:

(Head of US Robotics is denying any conspiracy within his company)

(Will Smith drinking coffee suddenly loudly sneezes)

Company Head stares at Will Smith)

Smith: Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit...

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From Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer

(Johnny (Human Torch) and Thing are talking about Thing's blind girlfriend)

Johnny: So how do you two, well you know...

Thing: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Johnny: Alright, Alright, I'm just concerned.  I'd hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide... (Runs away)

Thing: (Chases after Johnny) I'll show you a rockslide!!!

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From the Original:

Reed (Mr. Fantastic) & Thing are watching Johnny arrive on his motorcycle)

Thing: That meathead washed out of NASA for bringing two Victoria Secret Wannabes into a flight simulator...

Reed: Youthful high spirits...

Thing: They crashed it into a wall...



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Oh, I know the good the bad and the ugly of course, but only in the german redub. So that quote goes totally missing there....
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Best quote ever!

Movie: Push

(Cassie, after downing a bottle of Absinthe, stumbles into the hotel room.)

Cassie: Where's the...Chicky-chicky who gets us all killed?

Guy: Are you DRUNK?

Cassie: Yeah.

Pinky: Sorry, I didn't know the procedure for stopping a blitzed 10 years old.

Cassie: I'm 13!!! And I am POWERING my use!

Guy: I - I can't believe this.

Cassie: I am working.
**Looks at the "chicky-chicky" aka the guy's girlfriend**
You...YOU SCREW IT ALL UP!

Guy: All right. Give me this....What is this?
**Grabs a bottle of Absinthe from Cassie**


Edited by AceySpade - 07/August/2009 at 14:27

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OHH, OK. I have seen The good, the bad, and the ugly. I tried watching it on AMC, but it was long. Not that I mind a long movie. Just didnt seem worth it. I didnt really like it. I mean, Clint is the man, I assume Eastwood said that. But yea. I saw like Clint being drag around the desert by a Mexican guy, he wouldnt give Clint water. Like there was some money or gold in a grave? yea. I proly changed the channel before that happen, or didnt tune in, in time.
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well choke my chicken your arlo pear "moving"
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Chi McBride's very angry character in The Brothers Solomon.

"THE COCK SUCKIN NEWSPAPER MACHINE ATE MY MUTHA FUCKIN QUARTER!"


LoL! For some reason I cannot stop repeating this. Hopefully by posting it I can get it out of my head.


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Pulp Fiction

Jules:
"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."







Pulp Fiction (again)

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: [pause] What?

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!







Pulp Fiction (last time)

Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.

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One of the all time great movies dude. I love Pulp Fiction! When the what if scene is on and they are carrying the body, Jims wife comes home and they drop the body and gasp. I loved it.



The Royal Tenenbaums
*Everyone had just found out that Royal doesnt have stomach cancer, hes being kicked out of the house. His best friend and assistant, Pagoda is leaving with him.*

Royal standing outside waiting for the taxi, Pagoda comes down the steps with luggage. Pagoda pulls a tiny Swiss Army Knife and says, "You son of a bitch!" and stabs Royal. Royal falls back onto the luggage and says, "Thats the last time you put a knife in me, you hear me!?!" And then they leave together.

LoL! Its hilarious. Heres the video of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WLQxqdkqSU

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