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Originally posted by AceySpade AceySpade wrote:

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Bob: You know that shit you guys do, you're fucking yourselves up man! Fuckin ACID, ACID, it never leaves your body! It's in your fuckin spinal cord forever. You know that dude Napoleon?

Stevo: Yeah...

Bob: Yeah, he was banished to an island when the French got sick of him! They said he died of stomach problems.

Stevo: Right.

Bob: WRONG! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time, MURDERED by arsenic. And do you know how?

Stevo: No idea...

Bob: His Hair.

Stevo: Hair?

Bob: His fucking hair! See it was arsenic, you could tell by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, dude, dude. If you do enough hits of it, you're DEAD!

(I could go on and on to the end of the scene but I'll stop while I'm ahead)


Oh and this movie...

"See in this world there's two kinds of people my friend...Those with loaded guns..."
*Loads gun*
"...And those who dig...You dig."



Umm... What movies where those?


Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Brad is in the bathroom jerkin off... Linda walks in and catches him. She quickly shuts the door and is creeped out.
Brad, "Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock any more?"




Blade Trinity
Asher, "We got caught with our pants down..."
Jarko (Triple H) "Pants down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us"

Jarko, "Precious isn't he?" Speaking of his vampire dog.
Hannibal, "Well, that depends who you ask. Because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you"
Jarko, "And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuck-face" Then kicks Hannibal in the face.
Hannibal, "OUCH!" Points to Danica, "I was talking to her!"

Hannibal, "We call ourselves the Nightstalkers"
Blade, "Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon"
Hannibal, "Well, we were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken."
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ooh, Blade Trinity... got a few there:

The one between Asher and Jarko continued:

Asher: We got caught with our pants down...
Jarko: Pants  down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us!
Danica: Aw, you loved it!

Hannibal King (upon confronted by the Vampire Pomeranian): Oh, Fuck me!
(two big vampire Rottweilers join the Pomeranian)
Hannibal King: Fuck me SIDEWAYS!

Blade: (Dangling a familiar from the top of a parking building while listening to the voice on the guy´s phone) Hm... for you. (drops the familiar, and walks away with Hannibal and  Abby by his side)
Hannibal: You know, you might want to sit down and talk to someone? Also, just a thought, but you might want to consider blinking every once in a while...
(Both Abby and Blade look at him like "WTF??)
Hannibal: I´m... I´m sorry, I ate a lot of sugar today...

Hannibal: I´m more of a David Hasselhoff Fan...
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Originally posted by Steven Nyte Steven Nyte wrote:


Blade: (Dangling a familiar from the top of a parking building while listening to the voice on the guy´s phone) Hm... for you. (drops the familiar, and walks away with Hannibal and  Abby by his side)
Hannibal: You know, you might want to sit down and talk to someone? Also, just a thought, but you might want to consider blinking every once in a while...
(Both Abby and Blade look at him like "WTF??)
Hannibal: I´m... I´m sorry, I ate a lot of sugar today...

Another from that scene:

(They drop the familiar over the edge, catching him before the end then pulling him back up, while still leaving him hanging)
Blade: Eventually you know you're head is going to pop off...
Familiar: NO, FUCK NO!!!

Speaking of Ryan Reynolds:

From X-Men Origins: Wolverine:

Wolverine, Sabretooth and Deadpool (Reynolds) along with their team are in an elevator, Deadpool is constantly talking:

Wolverine (to Deadpool): Man, do you ever shut up?
Deadpool: No, not while I'm awake...


Edited by Ministry Hunter - 05/August/2009 at 02:49
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OH yeah:

Wade Wilson: Oh great. Stuck in an elevator with 5 guys on a high proteine diet.
William Stryker: Oh Wade!
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true...
William Stryker: Now just shut it! You´re up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you sir. You look really nice today. It´s the green, brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
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(On the plane, Wade is sharpening his sword)
Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world. Wanna know why?
Creed: No.
Wade: It´s memorable. Sure, it´s a little bulky, tough  to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding, they´re never ever gonna forget it.
Creed: That´s funny, Wade, but I think you´ve mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
Wade: Granted, it´s probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady.... (Creed extends his claws, Wade pops up the sharpening stone) Manicure?
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William Stryker: (To Logan and Creed) I heard the sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 10:00 hours. How did that go?
Logan: It tickled.
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(Firing Squad ready to fire)
Creed: Wake me when it´s over.
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Wade Wilson (after having cleared a room of heavily armed men) Okay.... people are dead!
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Another I remember vaguely from that movie:

Stryker confronts Wolverine at his at everyday job:

Stryker: You're country needs you James (He either says that or Logan) (referring to USA)!
Wolverine: (Walks away) I'm Canadian...


Edited by Ministry Hunter - 05/August/2009 at 03:57
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Originally posted by bigfloridapimp bigfloridapimp wrote:

Originally posted by AceySpade AceySpade wrote:

SLC Punk!

Bob: You know that shit you guys do, you're fucking yourselves up man! Fuckin ACID, ACID, it never leaves your body! It's in your fuckin spinal cord forever. You know that dude Napoleon?

Stevo: Yeah...

Bob: Yeah, he was banished to an island when the French got sick of him! They said he died of stomach problems.

Stevo: Right.

Bob: WRONG! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time, MURDERED by arsenic. And do you know how?

Stevo: No idea...

Bob: His Hair.

Stevo: Hair?

Bob: His fucking hair! See it was arsenic, you could tell by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, dude, dude. If you do enough hits of it, you're DEAD!

(I could go on and on to the end of the scene but I'll stop while I'm ahead)


Oh and this movie...

"See in this world there's two kinds of people my friend...Those with loaded guns..."
*Loads gun*
"...And those who dig...You dig."



Umm... What movies where those?



The first one is named...The second one...If you don't know what movie that is, you are just unAmerican...


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*scratches head* um... I´m Austrian.. which movie?
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isn't that film italian, anyway? Big smile
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This Scene is from Die Hard 4

Bad Guy: Any last words before you die
 
Bruce Willis: How bout Yippie ki yae Muthafucker
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Wanted:

repeatedly, in various situations:
Wesley Gibson: I´m sorry!

Wesley: (being chased by Cross): He´s fucking persistent, you know?

The Butcher: Do you spend a lot of times with knives?
Wesley: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Wesley: [yelling to Janice] Shut the fuck up!
[
the office grows quiet]
Wesley: [to co-workers] She has one single iota of tenuous power. She thinks she can push everyone around.
[
grabs Janice's stapler]
Wesley: You don't need this.
[
throws stapler into the wall of his cubicle]
Wesley: I understand. Junior high must've been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.
[
crouches down]
Wesley: But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it
stands, the way you behave - I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... go fuck yourself

Wesley: Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic. Just like you. Who am I now? An account manager, an assassin, just another tool that was mind fucked into killing his father. I'm all of these, and I'm none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me falling in my fathers footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world.
Sloan: Still trying to figure out how you are?
Wesley: This is not me. This is just a motherfucking decoy.
Sloan: Oh fuck.
Wesley: This is me taking control from Sloane, from the fraternity, from Janice from billing reports, from ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack a shit best friends. This is me taking back control of my life. What the fuck have you done lately?
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