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    Posted: 31/May/2009 at 00:17
Well... With the wrestling quotes thread and the quotes being thrown around in movie topics. I was inspired. Same concept as Wrestling quotes just post quotes from movies.


Birdcage.
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(Agador. "Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?"

Armand. "Your what?"

Agador. "My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?"

Armand. "You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.")

(Ms. Keeley.  "Oh, what interesting china.
It looks like young men playing leap frog.")

(Albert. "Oh God, I pierced the toast!")


Step Brothers
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(Dale. "Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!")

(Brennen. "I tea-bagged your drum set!"
Dale. "Well that make you gay because my drum set is a guy!")

(Brennen. "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000. Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass... you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!") BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER!!!

(Brennen. "Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated."
Dale. "Fuck you Brennan! I know you touched my drumset, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it."
Brennen. "Get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass!")


Talladega Nights: The ballad of Ricky Bobby
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(Cal and Ricky. "Shake and Bake!")

(Jean Girard. "Like a frightened baby chipmunk, you are afraid of anything that is new.")

(Ricky. "Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini!")

(Ricky on a bus in unrated version. "I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.")






Edited by bigfloridapimp - 31/May/2009 at 11:57
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lol i need to post a couple here:
 
Chronicles of Riddick:
Riddick to Toombs - "You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A 4 men crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made... (Toombs darts towards the gun rack only to find it empty) .. that´s right. Empty gun rack."
 
Riddick & Keira: "You remember your favourite game?" "Who´s the better killer?" "Let´s play."
 
Prison Guard: "You´ll kill us... with a soup cup?"
Riddick: "Tea actually."
Prison Guard: "What´s that?"
Riddick: "I´ll kill you with my teacup."
 
[referring to a Necromonger Riddick has just killed rather easily in hand-to-hand combat
Lord Marshal: Irgun. One of my best.
Riddick: If you say so.
 
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excuse my double post, just wanted to BUMP! this thread back up
 
Sin City, The hard Goodbye:
 
Marv: That is one damn fine lookin coat you´re wearin....
 
Marv: I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
 
Cardinal Roark: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart? 
Marv: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.
 
Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him
 
Marv: Is that the best you can do, you pansies?
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Please excuse the terrible language I am about to use. But the movie calls for it.



Death to Smoochy

Rainbow Randolph(Robin Williams) to Smoochy(Ed Norton)
"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!"

Rainbow speaking aloud
"That fuschia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!"

Rainbow calling Smoochy.
"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!"

Smoochy after the step-dad song
Smoochy: "So remember kids, a stepdad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?" Kids, "9-1-1!!!" Smoochy, "That's right!"

Smoochy just sang the cookie song and grabbed the cookie out of the bag. It is a penis shaped cookie, that Rainbow put in there to sabotage Smoochy. After Smoochy quickly calls it a Rocket Ship, Rainbow runs sown to the set.
"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough."

Burke (Danny DeVito) talking to Smoochy.
"It's all about the dough, Shel. Once you get the money, you get the power. Once you get the power, you can have Smoochy walk out there with a dildo strapped to his head if you want." Smoochy after an exaggerated pause, "I don't think I've thought of that idea specifically, but I? I do see where you're going with this."




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This quote is from Gran Torino
 
Asian guy to Barber: Wassup you greasy italian Prick
 
Barber (grabs gun): Get out of my store you fowl mouth lil
 
Eastwood to asian kid: whats the matter with you
 
Asian: I was doing what you told me to do
 
Eastwood: Yeah but you gotta be polite first.
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Originally posted by L-shizzel L-shizzel wrote:

This quote is from Gran Torino
 
Asian guy to Barber: Wassup you greasy italian Prick
 
Barber (grabs gun): Get out of my store you fowl mouth lil
 
Eastwood to asian kid: whats the matter with you
 
Asian: I was doing what you told me to do
 
Eastwood: Yeah but you gotta be polite first.


I love Gran Torino. And it looks like Triple H does to. Any one notice how Trips blatantly quoted Clint? He did the line when Clint stops the 2 guys from messing with the girl and the mentally retarded boy Or I assume he was, because anyone who acts like that in that situation would be.)

Here is the quote.
Walt to thugz.
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me"

Trips said the same thing, just replace FUCK with MESS. AHAHA! I laughed so hard when Trips quoted it.

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This is a huge favorite of mine from Spaceballs.
 
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did, Sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, Sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, Sir. Asshole. Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, Sir. Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole .
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
(Everyone stands up)
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
(Dark Helmet pulls his mask down)
Dark Helmet:
Keep firing, assholes!!
"Let the emptiness swallow you whole."
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Spaceballs!!! Well, there´s some:

Dark Helmet (as nurse exits): I bet she gives great helmet

[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"]
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

my personal favourite:

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
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I aboustley LOVE Clint Eastwood so heres a Dirty Harry Quote.
 
Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point
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SLC Punk!

Bob: You know that shit you guys do, you're fucking yourselves up man! Fuckin ACID, ACID, it never leaves your body! It's in your fuckin spinal cord forever. You know that dude Napoleon?

Stevo: Yeah...

Bob: Yeah, he was banished to an island when the French got sick of him! They said he died of stomach problems.

Stevo: Right.

Bob: WRONG! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time, MURDERED by arsenic. And do you know how?

Stevo: No idea...

Bob: His Hair.

Stevo: Hair?

Bob: His fucking hair! See it was arsenic, you could tell by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, dude, dude. If you do enough hits of it, you're DEAD!

(I could go on and on to the end of the scene but I'll stop while I'm ahead)


Oh and this movie...

"See in this world there's two kinds of people my friend...Those with loaded guns..."
*Loads gun*
"...And those who dig...You dig."


Edited by AceySpade - 01/August/2009 at 13:15

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