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We know he's sorry, but… denying that he legitimately excelled in the strongman competitions that he did compete in? And hatred about his personal choice of hairstyle? And outright wishing hell and misfortune and death on the man just because he can't wrestle? That's kind of a little excess, don't you think?
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Originally posted by Pac-Man Pac-Man wrote:

We know he's sorry, but… denying that he legitimately excelled in the strongman competitions that he did compete in? And hatred about his personal choice of hairstyle? And outright wishing hell and misfortune and death on the man just because he can't wrestle? That's kind of a little excess, don't you think?


Yes, over ten years ago Mark Henry was a power lifter. Since then he really, really, really, let himself go. I'm sick of people from other sports coming to wrestling get preferential treatment, acting like they're above the other wrestlers, and being totally half assed to the point that they're a hazard to others. Kurt Angle and Ken Shamrock both did well transforming from other sports to pro-wrestling, but they took it seriously and gave it their best effort.

As I said before there's nothing wrong with long hair if you take care of it. If you're too lazy to keep in clean and un-gnatted, then its time to visit the barber shop.

I don't really wish death or misfortune on the man. May he be very happy and blessed in OVW, retirement or anywhere else that he won't appear on TV.

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I'd love to go one on one with Mark Henry, but not in a barbwire Texas Death Match, I'd prefer a C-wire Hell-in-a-Cell match. I'd take out a good physical insurance policy before the match. Either Mark Henry would blotch a move in that envorinment and I'd get a huge insurance claim never having to work another day in my life, or everyone would be so impressed that I avioded injury in such a dangerous match with such a talentless ass-clown that I'd probably get a WWE contract.

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talent[ed] wrestlers like Batista?
 
And I thought the caps lock ripped out your credibility.
 
Now don't get me wrong Mark Henry shouldn't have a job in wrestling.  And he is fat.  AND he clearly should be fired.  But he should have got a medal for injuring Batty.  I got to see both Rey Rey and The Booker Man become World Champion because of that.  Of course these glory days are over and old veiny is back to go the main event with slow, poorly scripted matches for the next year.
 
And my only hope for relief is Mark Henries inability to do his job.
 
That's right.  They aren't going to let a wrestler as bad as MH anywhere near 150 year old juice monkey.  So it's gotta be him, I mean the MEs of SD! are going to be god aweful for the next year anyhow so might as well put MH in them..  The WWE can't fire Mark Henry until he has a match with and thus injures Batty again.  Hopefully in a career ending fashion. 
 
THEN fire him.
 
After he injures Khali of course.
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Originally posted by The SteelDragon The SteelDragon wrote:

Originally posted by Pac-Man Pac-Man wrote:

We know he's sorry, but… denying that he legitimately excelled in the strongman competitions that he did compete in? And hatred about his personal choice of hairstyle? And outright wishing hell and misfortune and death on the man just because he can't wrestle? That's kind of a little excess, don't you think?


Yes, over ten years ago Mark Henry was a power lifter. Since then he really, really, really, let himself go. I'm sick of people from other sports coming to wrestling get preferential treatment, acting like they're above the other wrestlers, and being totally half assed to the point that they're a hazard to others. Kurt Angle and Ken Shamrock both did well transforming from other sports to pro-wrestling, but they took it seriously and gave it their best effort.

As I said before there's nothing wrong with long hair if you take care of it. If you're too lazy to keep in clean and un-gnatted, then its time to visit the barber shop.

I don't really wish death or misfortune on the man. May he be very happy and blessed in OVW, retirement or anywhere else that he won't appear on TV.

About the other posts:
I'd love to go one on one with Mark Henry, but not in a barbwire Texas Death Match, I'd prefer a C-wire Hell-in-a-Cell match. I'd take out a good physical insurance policy before the match. Either Mark Henry would blotch a move in that envorinment and I'd get a huge insurance claim never having to work another day in my life, or everyone would be so impressed that I avioded injury in such a dangerous match with such a talentless ass-clown that I'd probably get a WWE contract.
 
You have forgotten that it would be a handicap match (me and you) because I can actually wrestle (somewhat). I'm getting training from Harley Race, so yeah. Poop.
 
Anyways, WE would both avoid injury because Mark Hnery is so slow we could just walk around him. All we have to do is trip him and let loose on his blubbery ass with some barbed wire baseball bats. BUT we have to be careful of what we are doing, we do not want to look like racists.
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Originally posted by NW-Punk NW-Punk wrote:

You have forgotten that it would be a handicap match (me and you) because I can actually wrestle (somewhat). I'm getting training from Harley Race, so yeah. Poop.

 

Anyways, WE would both avoid injury because Mark Hnery is so slow we could just walk around him. All we have to do is trip him and let loose on his blubbery ass with some barbed wire baseball bats. BUT we have to be careful of what we are doing, we do not want to look like racists.


Awsome. Harley Race is an all time great. I trained for a few months with Jose Lothario. I plan on training a lot before I wrestler again, but I don't think Jose is training anymore. Perhaps his son Pete would be willing to train with me.

I don't think it would look racist, I'm against bad wrestlers, what color they are has nothing to do with it. The Rock, Shelton Benjamin, Booker T, and Ahmed Johnson are all great in my book. I also like Bobby Lashley, I just wish he'd develope more of a character.
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Originally posted by The SteelDragon The SteelDragon wrote:

Originally posted by NW-Punk NW-Punk wrote:

You have forgotten that it would be a handicap match (me and you) because I can actually wrestle (somewhat). I'm getting training from Harley Race, so yeah. Poop.

 

Anyways, WE would both avoid injury because Mark Hnery is so slow we could just walk around him. All we have to do is trip him and let loose on his blubbery ass with some barbed wire baseball bats. BUT we have to be careful of what we are doing, we do not want to look like racists.


Awsome. Harley Race is an all time great. I trained for a few months with Jose Lothario. I plan on training a lot before I wrestler again, but I don't think Jose is training anymore. Perhaps his son Pete would be willing to train with me.

I don't think it would look racist, I'm against bad wrestlers, what color they are has nothing to do with it. The Rock, Shelton Benjamin, Booker T, and Ahmed Johnson are all great in my book. I also like Bobby Lashley, I just wish he'd develope more of a character.
 
I agree with everything you just said exceot you forgot one wrestler: Eric Young. I know he isn't black, but he is Canadian and that counts as something!
 
Anyways, to beat Mark Henry, all we would have to do is tip him over (like a cow) and just make him summit. If he doesn't tap, then just let loose with the weapons and crazy highflying moves. I can do an awesome arabian moonsault.
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Originally posted by The SteelDragon The SteelDragon wrote:

Originally posted by NW-Punk NW-Punk wrote:

You have forgotten that it would be a handicap match (me and you) because I can actually wrestle (somewhat). I'm getting training from Harley Race, so yeah. Poop.

 

Anyways, WE would both avoid injury because Mark Hnery is so slow we could just walk around him. All we have to do is trip him and let loose on his blubbery ass with some barbed wire baseball bats. BUT we have to be careful of what we are doing, we do not want to look like racists.


Awsome. Harley Race is an all time great. I trained for a few months with Jose Lothario. I plan on training a lot before I wrestler again, but I don't think Jose is training anymore. Perhaps his son Pete would be willing to train with me.

I don't think it would look racist, I'm against bad wrestlers, what color they are has nothing to do with it. The Rock, Shelton Benjamin, Booker T, and Ahmed Johnson are all great in my book. I also like Bobby Lashley, I just wish he'd develope more of a character.


Ahmed was great. Too bad he kept getting injured.
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Since Mark Henry has made his comeback I'm updating my "I hate Mark Henry" speel, but in the mean time I'm bumping the old one up.
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Originally posted by The SteelDragon The SteelDragon wrote:

I HATE HOW HE HAS MAN BOOBS THAT GO ALL THE WAY AROUND HIS BACK.
 
I laughed so hard at that bit I think a little bit of wee came out!
 
Agree with you 110% matey, good post
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mark henry is the worlds strongest pussy! that the only title he should have!LOL
Qouth the draven, nevermore.
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