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    Posted: 13/February/2020 at 21:06
Meanwhile... in the swamps surrounding Washington D.C.



Trump: Boys, come in here.

Eric and Don Jr. enter the room.

Trump: Daddy's in a good mood, boys. A very, very good mood.

Eric: Why's that dad?

Trump: Because the senate found me innocent. Just like I told them too. 


Don Jr: Dad, why are we in this... place?

Ivanka Trump walks in.


Ivanka: Dad, you were aquitted. Without any evidence being presented or witnesses being called. As for us being here. It's a silly callback to an old Ka-Pow promo that claimed they were based out of the Hall of Doom.


Trump: Now sweetie, don't rain on Daddy's parade. You should run along back to the White House and do... whatever it is you do there.

Ivanka: Dad. I'm your senior advisor. My job is to advise you.

Trump: Sweetie. Daddy knows what he's doing. I'm very smart. Very, very smart. So go back to the White House and make sure Jared isn't touching my stuff.


Ivanka: Umgh.

Ivanka leaves.

Trump: Alright boys, now that the senate says I can do whatever I want. I will do whatever it takes to prove I'm the greatest president ever. So like all great presidents before, I'm going to wage a war. A great war. The greatest war ever.


Eric: Oh? Can it be in space. Like Star--

Trump: Don't say it! Disney will sue me. I can't afford Disney money. No, this will be a war on Earth. And it will greatest, great war ever. It will be...





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Bonus points for the Hall Of Doom reference. I loved it last time when you first did it and love it now. I'm a massive SuperFriends fan. Wink

This is a very entertaining skit with The Donald and his family. I wonder what his role will be on the card itself. Is he going to be the KA-POW President/Commissioner, a special guest, or a host for the Baghdad show as he was for WrestleManias IV and V? We shall see. 

BTW, I'd love to see some Tweets from the Donald. Wink

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Holy shit these are funny.
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Pure gold. Pure, pure gold all around and sounding just like Trump from his ego down to his xenophobia. 

Edited by Kondor - 14/February/2020 at 22:11

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